Sunday, August 17, 2008
This page is in memory of Rusty and Reebok.
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Welcome Home Daisy Mae!
Adopted on 2/18/08
Daisy Mae is a rescued Golden from GAHS.
We love her with all our heart!

Hi!
I'm Tucker, Reebok's little nephew!
Every little girl should have two things:
A dog, and a mother willing to let her have one.
-Anonymous
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No matter how little money and how few possessions you own,
having a dog makes you rich.
-Louis Sabin
Dogs are not our whole life, but make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
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Dear Reebok and Tucker, *Please note: placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a
racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. 4. To you, they are just animals. To me, Reebok and Tucker are adopted sons who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly! |
Having Dogs is better than having kids because:
| They eat less. They exercise more. They don't ask for money. They are easier to train. They usually come home when called. They never ask for the car keys. They don't hang out with drug-using friends. They don't smoke, drink or swear. They don't ask to wear your clothes. They don't need a gazillion dollars for college. And if they get pregnant, you can sell their children! |
But you STILL buy a lot of toys!
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Puppy Size
"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again.We've been back to this animal shelter at least fivetimes. It has been weeks now since we started all ofthis," the mother told the volunteer."What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked."Puppy size!" replied the mother."Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for.""I know...we have seen most of them," the Mom said in frustration...Just then Danielle came walking into the office."Well, did you find one?" asked her Mom. "No, notthis time," Danielle said with sadness in her voice."Can we come back on the weekend?"The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed."You never know when we will get more dogs.Unfortunately, there's always a supply," the volunteer said.Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to thedoor. "Don't worry, I'll find one this weekend," shesaid.Over the next few days both Mom and dad had long conversations with her.They both felt she was being too particular. "It's this weekend or we'renot looking any more," Dad finally said in frustration."We don't want to hear anything more about puppy size either," Mom added.Sure enough, they were the first ones in the shelter on Saturday morning.By now Danielle knew her way around, so she ran right for the section that housed the smaller dogs. Tired of the routine, Mom sat inthe small waiting room at the end of the first row of cages.There was an observation window so you could see the animals during times when visitors weren't permitted. Danielle walked slowly from cage to cage, kneeling periodically to take a closer look. One by one thedogs were brought out and she held each one. One by one she said,"Sorry, you're not the one."It was the last cage on this last day in search of theperfect pup. The volunteer opened the cage door andthe child carefully picked up the dog and held itclosely. This time she took a little longer. "Mom,that's it! I found the right puppy! He's the one!I know it!" she screamed with joy. "It's the puppysize!""But it's the same size as all the other puppies you held over the lastfew weeks," Mom said."No not size ---- the sighs. When I held him in myarms, he sighed," she said."Don't you remember? When I asked you one day whatlove is, you told me love depends on the sighs of yourheart. The more you love, the bigger the sigh!"The two women looked at each other for a moment Momdidn't know whether to laugh or cry. As she stoopeddown to hug the child, she did a little of both."Mom, every time you hold me, I sigh. When you andDaddy come home from work and hug each other, you bothsigh. I knew I would find the right puppy if itsighed when I held it in my arms," she said. Thenholding the puppy up close to her face she said, "Mom,he loves me. I heard the sighs of his heart!"~Author Unknown
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"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"
~Author Unknown
Hi! I'm Reebok.
Welcome to my page!
Paw around here and you might dig up something to tickle your funny bone!
This is me and my mom. She plays with me a lot during her school vacations!
The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind.
- Theodorus Gaza

Sometimes we play TOO hard!!
Meet Reebok and Tucker's Family
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
DOG'S REMINDER TO SELF:
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or
under the bed.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, deer or horse manure just because I like the way they smell.
"Kitty Box Krunchies", although they are tasty, are not food.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it is raining outside or 30 below.We do not have a doorbell, I do not need to bark each time I hear it on TV.
I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with them.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not play tug of war with dad's underwear when he's on
the toilet.
I will not eat mint flavored dental floss out of the bathroom garbage and walk around with a string hanging out my butt.
I will not use "roll around in the dirt" as an option after just getting a bath.
Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello.
The toilet bowl is not a never ending water supply and, just because the water is blue, it doesn't mean it's cleaner.The cat is not a squeaky toy, so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
Things your dog would say
if he could talk:
"But it SMELLS like food."
"The cat did it."
"Mind if I sit there?"
"You gonna eat ALL of that?"
"I Smell? I don't smell anything."
"Think I could see a menu first?"
"FETCH THIS!"
"This isn't a mess, it's Ambience."
and the number one thing
your dog would say...
"YOU'RE GOING TO CUT OFF MY WHAT??!!"
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Doggy Prayer |
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Faithful
With eye upraised his master’s look to scan,
The joy, the solace, and
the aid of man:
The rich man’s guardian and the poor man’s friend,
The only creature faithful to the end.
--by George Crabbe.
THE TOP 6 REASONS DOGS DON'T USE COMPUTERS:
6.Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98.
5. Fire hydrant icon is very frustrating.
4. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
3. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
2. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Do Not Use Computers...
1. Dogs can't SPELL!
HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE
TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Beagle: "I'm tangled in this blanket, and I like the dark."
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?-Anonymous
Funny Dog Quotes:
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
--Josh Billings
I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes.
--Monica Piper
To his dog, every man is King; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
--Aldous Huxley 1894 English Novelist.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people.
--Karel Capek 1890-1938 Czech Journalist.
Dogs are lousy poker players. When they get a good hand they wag their tails.
Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won’t use it..
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
--Ogden Nash
I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles...and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's?
--Yvonne Clifford, American actress
The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too.
--Samuel Butler
She had no particular breed in mind, no unusual requirements. Except the special sense of mutual recognition that tells dog and human they have both come to the right place.
--Lloyd Alexander, American writer.
The dog, in life the firmest friend, "The first to welcome, foremost to defend."
--Lord Byron, an epitaph for his dog Boatswain.
A good dog never dies he always stays, he walks besides you on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields and winter's drawing near, his head is within our hand in his old way.
--Mary Carolyn Davies
God sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better.
--Rainer Maria Rilke
A dog is like an eternal Peter Pan, a child who never grows old and who therefore is always available to love and be loved.
--Aaron Katcher, American Educator and Psychiatrist
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
--Corey Ford, American writer
They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
--Jerome K. Jerome, English humorist
Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
--Mordecai Siegal, Contemporary Writer.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring -- it was peace.
--Milan Kundera
Dogs. They are better than human beings, because they know, but do not tell.
--Emily Dickenson
The Airedale... an unrivaled mixture of brains, and clownish wit, the very ingredients one looks for in a spouse.
--Chip Brown, Connoisseur Magazine
His name is not wild dog anymore, but the first friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.
--Rudyard Kipling
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."- Will Rogers
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."- Sigmund Freud
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."- Anonymous
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." - Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."- Penny Ward Moser
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." - Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."- Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."- Ann Landers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. HeinleinALONE Again
I wish someone would tell me
What it is that I've done wrong,
Why I have to stay chained up
And left alone so long...
They seemed so glad to have me
When I came here as a pup,
There were so many things we'd do
While I was growing up...
They couldn't wait to train me
As companion and as friend.
They told me they would never fear
Being left alone again...
The children said they'd feed me,
Said they'd brush me every day,
They'd play with me and walk me,
If only l could stay...
But now the family hasn't time.
They often say I shed.
They won't allow me in the house,
Not even to be fed...
The children never walk me.
They always say, "Not now!"
I wish that I could please them.
Won't someone tell me how?
All I have is love, you see,
I wish they would explain,
Why they said they wanted me
Then left me on a chain.
"Looking for a Home"
Once I was a lonely dog, Just looking for a home.
I had no place to go, no one to call my own.
I wandered up and down the streets, in rain in heat and snow.
I ate what ever I could find, I was always on the go.
My skin would itch, my feet were sore, my body ached with pain.
And no one stopped to give a pat or to gently say my name.
I never saw a loving glance, I was always on the run.
For people thought that hurting me was really lots of fun.
And then one day I heard a voice so gentle, kind and sweet,
And arms so soft reached down to me and took me off my feet.
"No one again will hurt you" was whispered in my ear.
"You'll have a home to call your own where you will know no fear."
"You will be dry, you will be warm, you'll have enough to eat
And rest assured that when you sleep, your dreams will all be sweet."
I was afraid I must admit, I've lived so long in fear.
I can't remember when I let a human come so near.
And as she tended to my wounds and bathed and brushed my fur
She told me 'bout the rescue group and what it meant to her.
She said, "We are a circle, a line that never ends.
And in the center there is you protected by new friends."
"And all around you are the ones that check the pounds,
And those that share their home after you've been found."
"And all the other folk are searching near and far.
To find the perfect home for you, where you can be a star."
She said, "There is a family, that's waiting patiently,
and pretty soon we'll find them, just you wait and see."
"And then they'll join our circle they'll help to make it grow,
so there'll be room for more like you, who have no place to go."
I waited very patiently, the days they came and went.
Today's the day I thought, my family will be sent.
Then just when I began to think It wasn't meant to be,
there were people standing there just gazing down at me.
I knew them in a heart beat, I could tell they felt it too.
They said, "We have been waiting for a special dog like you."
Now every night I say a prayer to all the gods that be.
"Thank you for the life I live and all you've given me.
But most of all protect the dogs in the pound and on the street.
And send a Rescue Person to lift them off their feet."
Things I Have Learned from My Dog
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When it is in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they have invaded your territory.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want is buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
Thrive on attention and let others touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On hot days drink lots of water and sit under a shady tree.
When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you are scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing...run right back and make friends.
Bond with your pack.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
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God Created a Dog
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
A Dog's Prayer
by
Beth Norman Harris
Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness than the loving heart of me.
Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I should lick your hands between blows, your patience and understanding will more quickly teach me the things you would have me do.
Speak to me often, for your voice is the world's sweetest music, as you must know by the fierce wagging of my tail when your footstep falls upon my waiting ear.
When it is cold and wet, please take me inside, for I am now a domesticated animal, no longer used to the bitter elements. And I ask no greater glory than the privilege of sitting at your feet beside the hearth. Though had you no home, I would rather follow you through ice and snow than rest upon the softest pillow in the warmest home in all the land, for you are my god and I am your devoted worshiper.
Keep my pan filled with fresh water, for although I should not reproach you were it dry, I cannot tell you when I suffer thirst. Feed me clean food, that I may stay well, to romp and play and do your bidding, to walk by your side, and stand ready, willing and able to protect you with my life should your life be in danger.
And, beloved master, should the great Master see fit to deprive me of my health or sight, do not turn me away from you. Rather hold me gently in your arms as skilled hands grant me the merciful boon of eternal rest---and I will leave you knowing with the last breath I drew, my fate was ever safest in your hands.
Noah's Dog
When a man named Noah started building a boat in the middle of the desert, everybody laughed, They thought he was daft. But Noah wasn't listening to them, he was listening to the God of the Hebrews, who said to build a boat.
So Noah built a boat. Noah called his boat an ark. When he finished it, he rounded up all the animals, two by two, to travel on his ark. People laughed at Noah's opossums and panthers and penguins. They laughed at his cheetahs and chinchillas, giraffes and gazelles, and rhinoceroses and hippopotamuses. Into the ark went all the animals, two by two.
Pretty soon it started to rain. It rained and it poured, and it rained some more. People stopped laughing and the ark started floating. Noah and his family and all the animals, two by two, rode safely on the waters. They sailed for 40 days and 40 nights. When the rains stopped, out of the ark came Noah and his family and all the animals, two by two. Except one. No one could find the little dog.
Noah searched everywhere. He looked on the first deck. He looked on the second deck, then the third deck. Finally, in the farthest corner in the lowest deck, he found the little dog. The dog was shivering and standing with his nose pressed hard against the side of the boat. "Come here, little dog!" called Noah. "It's time to come ! Here little doggie, doggie!" The little dog wouldn't move. Noah gently pulled him away. "What's this?" said Noah. "A hole in the ark! The ark might have sunk! Little dog! You kept us safe - me, my family, and all the animals, two by two! With your little nose!" The little dog was proud. But mostly, he was hungry.
"Little dog," said Noah, as he pulled out a juicy bone, "so all the world and all the generations will know you're great deed, your nose will always be cold and wet, just as it is today."
That's how the dog got its cold, wet nose. When you feel it, remember the little dog who used his nose to protect Noah, his family, and all the animals, two by two.

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